Delegate 1-C: Fast fact time

Ahh! It's been too long!

I'm sure you're all dying to know who is running for the other local district (1-C) for state delegate. I'm here to help.

FYI there are 5 days til election day. Holy constituent that's soon.

I-Cers, you're in the bloody color. Lucky you.

First, let's look at the district lines. 1-C covers the rest of Allegany County and reaches over into Washington County. So if you're Cumberland, chances are you vote for one of these two. So pay attention.

In this corner, weighing in at 190 pounds, (okay fine, I don't know how much he weighs) we have Nicholas Scarpelli (D)!

He looks so House of Cards here.
Posh.

If that name sounds familiar, don't feel cray because you've probably heard it before.

Nick Scarpelli owns the Scarpelli Funeral Home; one is located in Cumberland and the other is between Cresaptown and Bel Air. I think it's great that he's running. I heard he's the life of the party. Just kidding. But really, if he's elected, I bet he'll kill it. Okay I'll stop.

Back to the serious stuff.

Here's Nick with part of the fam.
His son isn't pictured here but I didn't
want to be that big of a creeper.

This is Scarpelli's first run for state delegate.

According to his website, Scarpelli has is a fourth-generation Cumberland local. He graduated from Bishop Walsh High School and then went on to James Madison University. He received his Mortuary Science Degree from Catonsville Community College and his MBA from Frostburg State.

Scarpelli has one adult daughter and a son in high school with his wife, Tama. Tama is a fifth generation Cumberland native.

I bet he's dying to bring Allegany County back to life.

Okay now I'm really finished.

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If you're doing the math in your head from my last delegate post and you've figured out that 7 children are unaccounted for, you're not wrong, my friend.

SEE!
 I had to count three
times to verify child count.
Presh. 

Except I lied the last time. I miscounted babies (and young adults). He actually has eight children. SORRY. My bad.

Michael McKay is the republican candidate for district 1-C and he's not alone in his campaign. Like really, really, not even close to being alone.

McKay has more to his name than those whom have sprung from his loins. (Can men spring children from loins? I'll Google that later.) Mike McKay is currently an incumbent Allegany County Commissioner but he made the decision to vacate his position to go for delegate.

According to McKay's Facebook, (which is actually titled the McKay-Family Michael Facebook account, which is so cute I can't even handle it) he is an owner and operator at Allegany Management Services. Basically, he owns a few dry-cleaners throughout Cumberland. (Side-Note: I got two dresses dry-cleaned

there once and the girl was super nice but my dress was like, a size smaller when I got it home. I don't exactly know if that's possible for them to catalyze the shrinking process but I swear it happened. I'll save that rant for my review on Angie's List.)

As I've mentioned too many times already, McKay has eight children, the oldest is in college and the youngest is around 1 year old. His wife, Kim, is super nice. His oldest daughter was in my Sunday School class when we were kids and she's super nice too.

As per his education level, I don't really know. According to the Allegany County Government website, McKay studied business administration at UMD College Park but it isn't clear if he graduated. His Facebook says that he went to Rockville High. (Out-of-towner. Nice.) I don't think it really matters if ever graduated since he seems to have proven that he can indeed run a business without the piece of $20,000 paper but what do I know?

So there's that!

Let me know what you'd like to see now that you know everyone running for local office!

Do you know where you are supposed to vote? If not, comment below! I'll post a guide to voting!

Happy voting, ya'll!


BONUS ROUND:

I found this incredible gem on McKay's Facebook and I CANNOT pass up a winning selfie.
Just shows his commitment to trying to see things from a bipartisan perspective. (Get it? Because he's a Republican and their symbol is the elephant and the picture is a donkey and Democrats use the donkey? Do you get it? DO YOU?)

Point for you, McKay

#Overtheshouldersmolder

But Scarpelli is not to be outdone. Here's a glamour shot of Scarps. Is Scarps a thing? Can we make that a thing?

Maryland Gubernatorial Race: 2014

Hello!

So my next planned post is a profile on the Delegate candidates for District 1-C but someone brought to my attention that people are feeling a little unclear on what the candidates for Gubernor Governor want to do for Maryland.

Ask and you shall receive.

My friend Brad Kroner sent me the link to the audio from the second Hogan-Brown debate that was posted on October 13th!

(All together now: THAAAANKS BRAD)

When you're finished transcribing that, I also found this video of the Gubernatorial Debate from October 18th!

Would you like to know more about the state-wide races?

Let me know in the comments and I'll start to do some research! :)

Happy Voting!

Meet the Candidates for 1-B Delegate: Jason Buckel and Kevin Kelly

God bless America. There are only 12 days until primaries. Get your election pants ready because it is on like Donkey Kong.

This week let’s talk about the candidates for the House of Delegates 1-B.

So first let’s figure out where everyone wants to rule delegate.

With the help of theseventhstate.com, I was able to find this super helpful map of the district lines for Western Maryland. District 1B (the part shaded in a beautiful baby-poop green) covers most of Allegany County which includes Frostburg, and excludes most of Cumberland.

So today we’ll start with our LaVale, Frostburg, Cresaptown, Beal Air, and Northern Cumberland -ers. Who do our 1-Bers get to choose from?

It’s your lucky day because have a match-up between incumbent Kevin Kelly (D) and Attorney Jason Buckel ( R).

Let’s start with the new guy.

Jason Buckel graduated from Bishop Walsh, then graduated from George Mason University and soon earned his law degree from University of Maryland School of Law.

Jason with his daughter, Karina. I creeped
and snatched it from his FB page.

He’s currently a partner at Buckel, Levasseur, & Pillai. He has an adult daughter that currently attends his Alma Mater, George Mason University.

His website is says that he’s a member of the Alco Republican Central Committee and has been since 2006.  Buckel is also a member of the LaVale Lions Club and a parishioner at St. Paul’s Lutheran Church. Side-Note: I had to know what a parishioner does so I did what any good journalist would do and I Googled it. A parishioner literally means: “an inhabitant of a parish, especially one who belongs to or attends a particular church.” So he goes to that church. Got it. Am I the only one that didn’t know that? Yes? Anyway. Buckel has been openly critical of the incumbent Kelly’s campaign and candid on his plans for the county. These are all super indicative of his values as a politician and his opinions. I like a man that’s an open-book. Makes my life easier.  Here are a few articles I found:

Cumberland Times News Article

Side-By-Side answer comparison of Buckel and Kelly

Buckel's Website: Stands on Issues

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That is a glorious moustache.

Kevin Rutherford Kelly. (Alright so that’s not his middle name but I couldn’t find his real one and I like Rutherford.) Kelly is another home-grown candidate. He graduated from Bishop Walsh (TWINSIES Buckel!) then from Frostburg State University. He received his J.D. from the University of Baltimore Law School. Kelly is running for his sixth term as 1-B Delegate.

There’s a really interesting interview that I already linked above that side-by-side comparisons of the answers that both Kelly and Buckel gave for the same questions.

Side-note: I do my very best to avoid entering my analysis of any of the candidate’s political viewpoints, but the answers, in my opinion, are interestingly similar. The biggest difference is the amount of specific detail that Buckel offers for his plans. Now it’s a super brief interview so I’m not suggesting that it’s a clear indicator of the positions for each person. However, it’s definitely worth taking a look at.

Anyway, Kelly is a member of the Judiciary Committee and the Subcommittee on Civil Law and Procedure, via his FB page.

So there ya have it! Those are your two options. Soon I’ll look at the candidates for 1-C State Delegate. Spoiler: between the two candidates, there are: 9 children, 6 dry-cleaning locations, and 2 funeral homes.

Find out who claims what!

Happy voting!

 

Special Extra: There is a gif of Kevin Kelly not being able to find a working microphone and it is one of my favorite things. We've all had one of those days, Kelly.

 

 

County Commissioner Candidates: Who's Who

Cumberland in all her Fall glory. I snatched this lovely photo
 from Jake Shade's website.Thanks for the contribution, Jake. :)

AH! Three-weeks til November 4^th! Get excited.

Last week we looked at the City Council candidates. This week let’s look at the County Commissioner candidate. Please contain your excitement. Really though, this is an interesting pool!

So we’ll start with our incumbent candidates!

First off, we have Bill Valentine. Besides having a wonderful last name, Valentine has some creds. I was unable to find an official webpage for his campaign but his Facebook page was adequately informative. Valentine is a home-grown kinda guy. He was born in Little Orleans, Md, and graduated from Fort Hill in 1968. After that, he earned his associates degree in Business Administration from ACM in 1970.

Since then, Valentine has been running the family business at Valentine Plumbing, Heating, & Air Conditioning. According to the company site, Carl G. Valentine & Son Inc. is currently still being run by Bill Valentine (whom I believe to be the “& Son” part but I’m not positive.) However, his Facebook page says that he is the “Former President at Owner of Valentine...” etc., so I’ll do a little more digging and report back if I find out either way.

Valentine has been a County Commissioner for one term (which is four years). His claims to fame as County Commissioner according to his FB post, are that he has  contributed to successfully, “Reunited Sheriff's Dept., new Sheriff's headquarters, healthy budget, smaller government with no loss of services, historic bond rating, Opportunities Scholarship for all county residents, new Conference Center at Rocky Gap, new retail being constructed, expansion of local businesses,  new businesses opening.” Maybe I’ll delve into what all that means and examine his track-record but now let’s move on to someone else.

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Creade Brodie Jr. Brodie is our one other incumbent candidate. He was born in (get excited) Frostburg, Md and he currently lives in Fort Ashby. He graduated from Beall in 1985. He’s married to Catrina Brodie and the pair has two adult sons and one granddaughter.

Brodie and his wife Catrina, who is rocking
the signature Brodie camo.

The Allegany County Government page told me that Brodie has worked for the LaVale Sanitary Commission for the past 15 years. He is currently the Maintenance Supervisor. (I don't really know what that means but it sounds important.)

Brodie has just completed his first term as a commissioner. Unfortunately has not written up an accomplishment sheet like good ol’ Valentine did but I think it’s pretty safe to say that Brodie helped with most of the same stuff that Valentine claims.

Fun fact about Brodie: his friends call him Doobie. I don’t know why they do but it’s super fun to say. Doobie. Doobie. Doobie.

Coming up next… our first newbie to the county commissioner scene! Tom Striplin.

Tom Striplin is also the only candidate that is not originally from Maryland. According to his Facebook page, Striplin graduated from Bay Short Highschool in (you guessed it) Bay Shore, NY. *Insert stereotypical Sopranos impression here* I don’t think he talks like that but it’s fun to pretend.



Striplin with his wife Jaime who is
 so state-prideful in that scarf.
I need one.



Anyway. Striplin is a Frostburg State University graduate and he has worked in the Respiratory Therapy department at Allegany College since 1988. He currently lives in Allegany County with his wife, Jaime.

 His Facebook page gives lots of fun pictures of different Cumberland people holding a cut-out of his head and I find it to be thoroughly entertaining. LOOK



Fun Fact: Details About Tom on his Facebook read: Enjoy spending time with family, photography, martial arts and politics.

I can't even explain how excited I am that he does martial arts.  

Okay. Moving right along.

The last candidate is less than half the age of his fellow candidates yet he won the primary in June.

Jake Shade. Shade is a homegrown Cumberland native and graduated from Allegany High School in 2011. He received his bachelor’s degree in political science from University of Maryland College Park in Spring 2013. If you’re squinting to do that math in your head, I’ll help ya out. He’s 21 and he graduated in two years. Show-off. For the past year and a half, Shade has served as Legislative Director to Delegates LeRoy Myers and Andrew Serafini. Shade’s Facebook page offers a link to his 14-for-14 plan for his time as a commissioner. It’d definitely worth taking a look at.

Shade may have the least amount of experience in terms of years, but he has an impressive history of political involvement. He joined the Allegany County Republican Club in 2008 (when he was 14) and was named “Republican of the Year” in 2011. I have no idea what that means but it sounds really cool. He’s also campaigned consistently with various local and state candidates.

Shade also has a very informative website that gives a ton of prevalent information on his plan for the county and such. In comparison to his competitors, his plans are extremely accessible to the public.

Fun Fact: Shade is the youngest Republican candidate in Maryland this election season. Check out this article about his possibly historic run.

So there ya have it! Those are your options for who shall commission!

 

If you need a refresher on what these people want to do with their title, take a look at the article from two weeks ago!

Happy election season!

2014 City Council Candidates

Last week I told you what the local offices basically entail. The next natural step is to see who is running.

So who are they? Huh? Huh?

Patience, please.  

This week I briefly profiled each of the 2014 candidates for Cumberland City Council.

Now I received my list of candidates from the Maryland State election site but it is a bit outdated (Like, prior-to-primaries outdated).   I did some minor investigating and was able to narrow down the candidate list to three: Dustin Freas, Seth Bernard, and David Kauffman.

Dustin Freas  

Dustin Freas (32) is a Cumberland local. He is a graduate of Bishop Walsh High School, Allegany College of Maryland, and Duquesne University in Pittsburgh.   

What does he do right now?

Well he works with his family physical therapy business. He actually has a really informative website that has tons of helpful information. If I were to list it all, it would be too much. His LinkedIn profile lists him as the Chief Development Officer (CDO) at Flagship Rehabilitation Center.

Plus, he has a precious family picture of him, his wife (who is expecting their second child), and his daughter on the homepage so I highly recommend that you check that out if only for that.

Seth Bernard

 So Seth Bernard and Freas are like, super similar. For one, he’s young (Freas is 32, Bernard is 27). He has two

young children. He graduated from Fort Hill then he graduated from Point Park University which is located in –wait for it –Pittsburgh.

I know. Weird.

Back to the important stuff.

Bernard graduated from college in 2009. He goes into more detail about what he did immediately after graduation on his website but now he’s a Security & Privacy Consultant with IBM.

On October 3^rd, Bernard announced via his Facebook page that he has been endorsed by current Cumberland Mayor Brian Grimm.

P.S. His family picture is also super cute so make sure you take the time to fully admire it.

Dave Kauffman:

David Kauffman (42) is our one candidate that has experience in the job. He has been a councilman since 2011.

Before his election to City Council, Kauffman received his Bachelors and later his Masters from Frostburg State University.

Kauffman was the band director at Fort Hill High School 2001-2004, Beall High School beginning in 2005-2007 until it became Mountain Ridge and he resigned in 2013.

Kauffman is currently the vice principal at Braddock Middle School.

He and his wife Jen owned Kauffman Music LLC, a local music store and private lessons provider, from 2000-2009. (Fun Fact: I went to private flute lessons at Kauffman’s from 2000-2005. I’m practically famous)

Kauffman has a few things in common with his younger opponents. For one, he has two children (his are quite a bit older than Bernard’s two year-old and newborn, and Freas has a two-year-old and an unborn child, but those are just details). AND he has a super cute family picture.

Those are your three 2014 City Council Candidates! I hope I was able to give you at least a little more insight on who your options are for this election season.

In the next week or so, I will post the candidates for County Commissioner!

Is there anything in particular you’d like to know about your candidates? Let me know in the comments below!

Happy voting! J

2014 Local Elections: What do the candidates want to do?

            Happy October! I can almost smell election season. Yard-signs, grass-roots, and freshly steamed blazers. Up until this past year, I was under-informed about what each local office-holder does with his or her time.  I knew that people wanted to be on City Council but I had no idea what that meant. So I put together this quick-and-dirty cheat sheet so that you can lay political knowledge on everybody at your next cocktail party or class-reunion (even if it is just the Spark-Note version).

            First up we have City Council.

What do they do? You ask?

According to eHow, city council members: vote on laws relating to community issues, allocate funds for public services, community development projects, and land-use issues.

Shorter version: they vote on community laws, decide who gets money, plan fun involvement and clean-up days, referee arguments over land (within the city limits.)

            Next, what about those pesky County Commissioner signs we have been mowing the lawn around for the last 7 months? What do they want to do?

The Allegany County Board of Education is so kind to provide a list citing 20 duties of the County Commissioners. I picked out the ones that I thought sounded important based on what I've heard them argue about in debates. You should check out the whole list after you’ve read these just to make sure you're properly informed, but these are the ones that the candidates seem to talk about all the time.

            County Commissioners have the responsibility to: “appoint county officers, supervisors, and agents,” collect and levy taxes, protect county property, make use of financial assistance for county projects, “enact laws for historic/landmark zoning and preservation/land development,” all of this can be theirs within county limits.

Short version: they pick people to do stuff, tax and un-tax, fix bridges pay people to fix bridges, and stop people from destroying historic places.  

They also list a few vague but interesting things that they have the power to do, including: regulate conditions for livestock (dogs, cows, etc.) running at large, be trustees of the poor, guarantee loans to volunteer fire departments, and keep prisoners. I can’t be sure, but I’m hoping that they mean that the group of county commissioners can keep prisoners in a prison with reasons not just keep them in the basement. However, I am immensely amused by the image of a man running around in a suit waving a paper trying to read the cow "at large" its rights.

Back to business.

            But what about the delegates? What do they do for fun?

            Well, I have no idea what they do for fun but their job description can be divulged. 

             The House of Delegates does all of the following in conjunction with the Maryland Senate. The two make up the Maryland General Assembly. 

             As per Maryland General Assembly website The House of Delegates in the state of Maryland is delegated (see what I did there?) the responsibility to: enact laws, propose amendments to the state constitution, and levy taxes.

Short version: make laws, create departments to handle stuff, tax, and make amendments to the state constitution.

This is not, by any means, an exhaustive list of duties for any of the offices. However, I hope to have provided some insight on what you’re voting for.

Is there an office that I missed for which you’d like some information? I’m happy to slip it in to the next post! Comment below on what you’d like to know!